段子搬运工

<?php
//段子搬运工
class JokePorter{
    public function index(){
        $this->get_joke(); //获得段子
    }
    //获得段子
    private function get_joke(){
        $html = file_get_contents('http://jandan.net/duan',NULL,NULL,-1,10000);
        preg_match_all('/<p>[\s\S]*?<\/p>/',$html,$res);
        $joke = strip_tags($res[0][2]); //得到段子
        $file = file_get_contents('./Joke.txt'); //本地段子
        $joke != $file ? $this->stash_joke($joke) : ''; //如果段子比本地新，储存段子在本地
    }
    //储存段子
    private function stash_joke($joke){
        $handle = fopen('./Joke.txt',"w");
        fwrite($handle,$joke);
        fclose($handle);
        $this->login_osc(); //登录OSC
    }
    //登录OSC
    private function login_osc(){
        //登录
        $post = array('email' => '你的OSC邮箱账号','pwd' => '加密后的密码','save_login' => '1');
        $curl = curl_init(); //初始化curl模块
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_URL,'https://www.oschina.net/action/user/hash_login'); //登录提交的地址
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_HEADER,0); //是否显示头信息
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,0);
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_COOKIEJAR,'./cookie.txt'); //设置cookie信息保存在指定的文件中
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_POST,1); //post方式提交
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS,http_build_query($post)); //要提交的信息
        $res = curl_exec($curl); //执行cURL
        $res ? $this->push_joke($curl) : curl_close($curl);
    }
    //发布段子
    private function push_joke($curl){
        $file = file_get_contents('./Joke.txt'); //本地段子
        $send = array('msg' => $file,'user' => '你的user_id','user_code' => '你的user_code');
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_URL,'https://www.oschina.net/action/tweet/pub');
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER,1); //curl_exec将结果返回，而不是执行
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_POST,1); //post方式提交
        curl_setopt($curl,CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS,http_build_query($send)); //要提交的信息
        curl_exec($curl); //执行cURL
        curl_close($curl);
    }
}
$JokePorter = new JokePorter();
$JokePorter->index();